1. If Richard Sharpe were to rescue you from the enemy's deadly lair, where would you rather be whisked away to?
| Dinner at the Ritz |
 57.6% |
495 |
| Tea at your Mum's house |
13.8% |
119 |
| A sex shop |
13.5% |
116 |
| Shopping in a fancy department store |
4.4% |
38 |
| Bungee jumping |
9.4% |
81 |
| TOTAL |
98.7% |
860 |
2. Imagine you're starring alongside Sean Bean in Sharpe. What would your fantasy rescue scenario be?
| To be rescued from a den of tigers |
5.2% |
45 |
| To be rescued from the clutches of an evil Indian Warlord |
22.4% |
193 |
| To be saved from a deadly viper |
2.2% |
19 |
| To be rescued from a castle |
39.0% |
335 |
| To be saved from a gang of villainous thieves |
30.1% |
259 |
| TOTAL |
99.0% |
860 |
3. You're having dinner with Richard Sharpe. What's on the menu?
| Chinese Takeaway and an evening in front of the telly |
43.3% |
372 |
| Fettucine Alfredo, a bottle of Cianti and Pavarotti |
28.7% |
247 |
| Filet Mignon followed by a night of clubbing |
15.9% |
137 |
| Sushi, Sake and Japanese theatre |
4.1% |
35 |
| Tandoori and a Bollywood film |
6.6% |
57 |
| TOTAL |
98.6% |
860 |
4. It's down to you and a sexy female partisan fighter. How will you prove your love to Sharpe?
| Demonstrating your fantastic first aid tending to his numerous wounds |
15.7% |
135 |
| Cooking a fabulous three-course meal over a campfire |
4.4% |
38 |
| Single-handedly fending off a dozen well-armed enemy soldiers |
16.3% |
140 |
| Loading your rifle and shooting three rounds a minute in any weather |
24.7% |
212 |
| Slipping into his tent wearing only a flimsy nightgown and a smile |
37.9% |
326 |
| TOTAL |
99.0% |
860 |
5. If you could have a dream vacation with Richard Sharpe, where would you go?
| A romantic Caribbean cruise |
17.0% |
146 |
| An African safari |
11.6% |
100 |
| Skiing in the Swiss Alps |
2.6% |
22 |
| Whale-watching in Alaska |
7.8% |
67 |
| Round to his place |
59.9% |
515 |
| TOTAL |
98.8% |
860 |